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FACE PALM - Not quite how the rest of us do it, but... Suzy's method is freaking awesome!


TAGS: face palm tree wall
Rating: 4.95/5

More motifakes by Rad

5150monkeylove - December 10, 2011, 4:23 pm
Faceplant? Is that you out there? 5l
BOSSthefurry - November 29, 2011, 8:52 am
Classic 5 lions.
bear4lyfe - November 28, 2011, 1:26 am
...you made me spray my soda through my no5e. >.
ErrorMacro - November 27, 2011, 1:13 pm
double lolz
Reality Lord - November 27, 2011, 6:45 am

lolz


YOU KNOW YOU ARE POOR - When your dad buys your Christmas tree at the car wash...


TAGS: poor dad buy christmas tree
Rating: 4.88/5

More motifakes by Budog

NickelinDimer - August 5, 2016, 1:28 am
"Paw... Why the tree smell like I'scream, soap 'n gas-a-lean?" "Shuddup! or Sandy-claws won't bring you nuthin'!"
tomyironmane - July 26, 2013, 3:35 pm
Well, at least it's straight priorities... which are you gonna buy if you can only get one? The Christmas tree to impress the neighbors, or presents for your kids?
440wakeup - December 12, 2011, 7:34 pm
This f***ING rues, it beats the charlie brown X-MAS tree for bah-humbug


GRAND THEFT -


TAGS: wall street bank grand theft commi3
Rating: 4.59/5

More motifakes by the1stCOMMI3

the1stCOMMI3 - January 9, 2012, 6:30 pm
Well I guess what goes around, comes around. But seriously, I have never heard of sickipedia.
Rick69 - January 9, 2012, 5:58 pm
Anyone here ever heard of Sickipedia? ... This poster is amazing but this caption was one of the top hits there too (and still is) !
crankyhead - December 30, 2011, 8:04 pm
If it makes you feel any better Commie, not only did I give it a 5, but I also shared it with a bunch of people who liked it too.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 30, 2011, 1:44 pm
This is funny. However, it would be funnier if it wasn't so freakin' true.
BigEdMustafa - December 30, 2011, 9:24 am
I had to give it 5L! I actually have a couple of friends who own their own bank, but they're not that ambitious enough to rob the world! lol
the1stCOMMI3 - December 30, 2011, 1:35 am
Almost had a perfect score with this one. Tough crowd, tough crowd...
mariand - December 29, 2011, 6:06 pm
Hey, this is a good one.


THEY SEE ME ROLLIN -




RULE 34(B) -


TAGS: goatse tree
Rating: 3.73/5

More motifakes by Sean

Sean - November 8, 2009, 8:13 pm
Hey thanks, deltabob. You can't see me but I'm now smiling (it's really dark up top this tree).
Motifake Wit Liberation F - November 8, 2009, 5:35 pm
Ewwwww! 5 thoroughly repulsed lions!
BoneCD - November 4, 2009, 6:38 pm
A+++++++++++
LogicDude - November 4, 2009, 8:59 am
OMG this is absolutely hilari-HEY! Get your hands out of there!


EVERYTHING - has a hidden beauty, if only for those who can see it.




C-C-C-COMBOBREAKER - It can end boring dialogue sequences, and speed things along to the fun violent parts we love so much. "Fighty fighty time, blood blood blood!"


TAGS: deadpool plays street figher and is now my god falcon punch
Rating: 4/5

More motifakes by Bartimaeus

Zealot - May 19, 2010, 9:56 am
didn't think i would see a funny combo breaker


A-TREE S-TREE - The dark side has now reached the trailer park system.


TAGS: tree
Rating: 4.25/5

More motifakes by TWOEDGE

maoworks2 - December 2, 2011, 5:57 pm
That's Cool


CHESTNUTS ROASTING ON AN OPEN FIRE -


TAGS: christmas tree
Rating: 4.52/5

More motifakes by Airman

twill1962 - October 18, 2012, 8:30 am
Actually, it's more likely South Georgia, as Tennessee gets this thing called snow.
BOSSthefurry - December 1, 2011, 3:02 pm
Christmas in Tennessee XD


NUTS?!? -


TAGS: vegetarians veggies trees kill
Rating: 4.79/5

More motifakes by forseti

crankyhead - August 5, 2011, 7:49 pm
5kippy brand whipped tree foetu5e5.
spacedog - August 5, 2011, 6:59 pm
HA! Them unborn are dang ta5ty.
Kspace - August 5, 2011, 9:25 am
Peanuts aren't nuts, they're legumes.
Verdeckt - August 5, 2011, 8:35 am
Ba5tards!
the1stCOMMI3 - August 5, 2011, 7:27 am
Ironically epic! 5L my good sir.


HANG IN THERE -




LEST WE FORGET -


TAGS: tree bycycle war 1914 bike
Rating: 4.7/5

More motifakes by Ism

Frald - August 18, 2013, 5:56 pm
d***... I mean, what can you say to that.
MPsniper - May 29, 2012, 4:53 am
yeas & no....( i know, snopes...but still...) http://www.snopes.com/ph**os/natural/bicycle.asp
pickleviper - May 28, 2012, 6:14 pm
Great story. I'd like to see the American Pickers try to buy that bike.


THE 2ND AMENDMENT - It's what Christmas is all about.


TAGS: 2nd amendment christmas guns kids tree
Rating: 2.97/5

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Purity - March 25, 2009, 8:08 am
ALL AIRSOFT WTF... Or at LEAST the AK is... I'm sure the others are too because of that, though. The barrel is WAY too small and the grips and receiver are off... d***it, I love guns too much...
Hector - March 18, 2009, 12:52 pm
I support the right to arm bears. Cubbybears that is...
Bob from Toronto - November 24, 2008, 2:52 pm
Off the triggers fingers should be.
shtoink - November 4, 2008, 8:36 am
lucky d*** family! i wish ihad the gun the girl on the right has


IRONY -


TAGS: drawing trees paper irony
Rating: 4.81/5

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M0rd3kaI - May 2, 2012, 7:52 pm
Honestly this took my moronic brain some time to figure out... 5L for the delayed "lol" and "facepalm"


THEY KNOW - If a man speaks in a forest and there are no women around to hear - is he still wrong?


TAGS: what about those noiseless trees
Rating: 4.22/5

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freddyfoxtrot - August 1, 2010, 11:46 am
good question XD
pieman - April 2, 2010, 1:12 pm
Yes. Yes we are. 5 your doing it wrong lions


SESAME STREET... - breeding what we call muppets today




EVERYBODY IS A GENIUS -




LIFE -


TAGS: tree path
Rating: 4.69/5

More motifakes by Korohyou

TheOne - March 22, 2011, 4:43 pm
Nice.
Cubbybear - March 22, 2011, 10:34 am
5 Lions


WHAT IS IT -


TAGS: nature trees handy
Rating: 4.7/5

More motifakes by Airman

Arvantillian - April 8, 2011, 7:15 am
Celebrate Life!
forseti - April 7, 2011, 2:16 am
LOL!
steph1 - April 5, 2011, 2:32 pm
what is it? i'd say it is alcoholism


EVOLUTION -


TAGS: evolution street fighter fail
Rating: 3.31/5

More motifakes by GSJ21

Grimgravy - April 19, 2011, 3:20 am
I wish fat slobs were America's biggest problem. Sadly that's just not so.
Alfredogarcia - November 29, 2010, 3:55 am
No You have failed evolution....you are the weakest link, time to go!!
deadraisin - May 12, 2010, 10:35 am
Not Guile my hero, he's to young. 4L.


BENT -


TAGS: tree alone struggle lonely hammy
Rating: 4.97/5

More motifakes by Hawamleh

nicholsjoshua15 - February 13, 2013, 8:04 pm
That ph**o is from Smashing Pumpkins : Adore album artwork.
Reality Lord - January 26, 2011, 7:54 am

niiiiiiiiiiiiiiice. i'll 5L this and THEN go kill myself.
Hawamleh - January 25, 2011, 5:37 am
it's why I haven't got banned yet :D thanks
5150monkeylove - January 24, 2011, 10:25 pm
5L... Just sweet perfection.
crankyhead - January 24, 2011, 9:22 pm
gold hammy, gold.
Hawamleh - January 24, 2011, 6:52 pm
thanks rerun, truly means a lot
rerun - January 24, 2011, 6:42 pm

this my noob friemds is how to make a motifake
Hawamleh - January 24, 2011, 6:35 pm
thanks man
spacedog - January 24, 2011, 6:22 pm
Beauty.


SHORYUKEN - He was the first to use it




POOR BUMBLEBEE... - Surviving thousands of Decepticon attacks, only to be taken out like this...


TAGS: transformers streetfighter bumblebee chun li optimus
Rating: 3.04/5

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Agent K - July 20, 2009, 7:41 pm
there is something highly amusing to me that the banner ad under this was for transformers revenge of the fallen with bumblebee no less


PERSEVERENCE -




MOVE IT BUDDY! -


TAGS: street crossing rerun
Rating: 4.78/5

More motifakes by Feasibly

MissPriss - April 14, 2014, 4:44 pm
I laughed so hard...cuz I'd love to see rerun actually try to get his legs that far apart. Priceless but worthy of a 5L.
GaryO - August 4, 2013, 4:34 pm
look what popped up on my screen...man I miss feas
tellitlikeitis - March 11, 2012, 9:40 am
Thanks for the funny.
Greeny - March 10, 2012, 7:05 pm
5ing it!
rerun - March 10, 2012, 5:40 pm

I am speachless.
mariand - March 10, 2012, 5:11 pm
lol
GaryO - March 10, 2012, 4:56 pm
THI5 i5 5o fea5, Hilariou5
Feasibly - March 10, 2012, 2:41 pm
Gotta admit, I snickered a little while making it. ;)
Reality Lord - March 10, 2012, 1:24 pm

hilarious!!


EDWARD CULLEN - Can't even compare to this amount of swag.




GHILLIE SUIT - Is a type of camouflage designed to resemble heavy foliage, to conceal hunters, snipers, and GINGERS! C'MON OUT! WE SEE YOU IN THERE!




BEATLES KILLING TREES - So that was their plan all along.


TAGS: beatles trees beetles killing trees news
Rating: 2.67/5

More motifakes by Eric M. (Mooey)

DV8 - June 27, 2009, 11:13 am
Haha, I'm pretty sure that's exactly what they were singing
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - October 6, 2008, 6:29 pm
I always knew they were really singing "Goo Goo gajoob, I hate oaks and larches"


COWARDICE -


TAGS: fox foe treed
Rating: 4.92/5

More motifakes by Sean

Sean - October 12, 2011, 7:08 pm
Yes, I have disgraced us all -- and not on purpose, this time.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 12, 2011, 7:07 pm
The fact that you had to Google a classic Monty Python line makes me sad.
Sean - October 12, 2011, 6:48 pm
comfy chair!
Sean - October 12, 2011, 6:48 pm
Thanks Moooooooooooooooooooo, for making me have to google in a foreign language. Did you know that la vache is a cave in Trinidad, as as such it is home to the only known nocturnal fruitivorous bird: the oilbird. Didn't expect that! Did you, in your
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 12, 2011, 5:59 pm
fetchez la vache
Sean - October 12, 2011, 4:23 pm
Wow. Easy there big "fella." Aparently I have an attack cow. You know, that may raise some possibilities ... as long as I can disguise him as a pitbull ....
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 28, 2011, 11:46 pm
Shazaam!!!!!!! Funny, Demotivtional....epic. you can all learn something from this.
Sean - April 17, 2011, 1:33 pm
Sorry Dill. I'm still given up.
Dill - April 17, 2011, 10:54 am
What if it's an elephant up in the tree or a rhino...or or a moose... I had too much coffee...
Sean - November 28, 2010, 9:01 pm
Oh good heavens! The squirrel up the tree has every reason to fear a fox. It's yer "manliness" you cast in doubt by means of your arboreal fox induced flight. Sheesh. I give up. *snickers*
Donkasaurus - November 28, 2010, 4:08 pm
but then it will have to worry about the coyote
CANADA - November 23, 2010, 5:53 pm
the squirrel up the tree only has to wait till the coyote comes for the fox. 5L


COMPUTERS - Because going outdoors is soooooo overrated.


TAGS: computers outside outdoors overated trees
Rating: 3.9/5

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Stressedesserts13 - May 19, 2011, 10:48 pm
lol echo
Stressedesserts13 - May 19, 2011, 10:48 pm
Gee, talk about a Windows software....
Stressedesserts13 - May 19, 2011, 10:47 pm
Gee, talk about a Windows software....
spacedog - March 21, 2010, 10:49 pm
I like it. Good one pykosis. (my sideways N key isn't working)


SUICIDE - Inspired by Wile-E-Coyote


TAGS: wile e coyote suicide trees bunny
Rating: 3.81/5

More motifakes by pzykosiz

Jackl - November 10, 2010, 2:21 pm
Heh , The Bunny Suicides (sp) ..lots of hilarity in those
CANADA - March 29, 2010, 1:58 am
Lol
booger13 - March 28, 2010, 9:40 pm
lol , this is why I LOVE A.C.M.E :) (nothing says thorough like Acme)


"SEASONED GREETINGS" - I LuV cOokInG Wif WiNe * hickcup * (sOmEtImEs I eVeN pUt It iN tHe FoOd) HeRe'S WiShInG U a MeRry QuIsMuSh!




I'M A BITCH? -


TAGS: god bark tree nature blonde
Rating: 4.15/5

More motifakes by the1stCOMMI3

thecrotchetyoldcynic - September 8, 2013, 12:02 pm
Okay, then what about a ******** ***** **** **************? Don't bother figuring it out, I just hit the asterisk key several times randomly. Lol. Good job on le poster.
Sho - August 18, 2011, 6:08 pm
a b**** is a dog. period.


SO ERNIE? - Ya left me for Big Bird cause he looks like a big rubber ducky. How 'bout this for a big bird so start the ducking!




DANCING - Her movements weren't natural... they were ungainly and awkward, almost wooden...


TAGS: november challenge trees dancing against the grain
Rating: 3.69/5

More motifakes by LogicDude

agdaniele - November 4, 2009, 3:53 am
Great poster by Logic, and brilliant comment by MWLF. Who could ask for more? I'll sleep well now.
Dude 4515 - November 4, 2009, 2:52 am
Logic, are you secretly a judge for Dancing with the stars? still hilarious pic and caption combo. 5 Poodlions
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - November 4, 2009, 2:21 am
Still...


Realization -


TAGS: old mature nature trees age
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by OldIrish

GaryO - February 20, 2016, 8:27 pm
Oh yeah, way up with this
OldIrish - February 20, 2016, 5:04 pm
Thank you, I've been a fan of the site for a long while.
Rick69 - February 20, 2016, 3:38 pm
Perfect choice with that font & profound as well...
rerun - February 20, 2016, 2:53 pm

Great 1st poster.


INCONVENIENCE - Jane was a bit little pissed when she found out the address of the nearest center to treat her chronic narcolepsy.


TAGS: halloween freddy krueger elm street
Rating: 3.64/5

More motifakes by Produceman117

Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 24, 2009, 6:52 pm
We aim to please......But when we can't, we aim for the eyes......(she likes it that way)
Produceman117 - December 24, 2009, 6:50 pm
LOL It was a fun night. Thanks, man.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 24, 2009, 6:49 pm
In all honesty, That was a good night. You have been a GREAT addition to this site......or as Mrs Mooooo calls it (Quit that already and help with the laundry!)
Produceman117 - December 24, 2009, 6:47 pm
Uh... yeah. Imagine what I was thinking! I had posted a couple of posters earlier in the month before I even knew you could comment on them, but this was my first real night here. I was like "who the f*ck is this guy?"
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 24, 2009, 6:45 pm
I think I might have been drinking that night.....*snickers
Produceman117 - December 24, 2009, 6:38 pm
Moo+, open up all the comments on this poster and read the 22nd, 23rd and 24th comments from the bottom. It's from the night of my "initiation" so to speak.
R.S.Jake - December 14, 2009, 4:43 pm
I just read them all...my head hurts! :)
Produceman117 - December 5, 2009, 3:15 am
Well... 99.9% of the 146 comments on this one were from this one was from the first day I was registered and the first day I posted this poster. And I got an earful from 4 or 5 regulars about how things go around here. That was a weird night.
WTFO - November 1, 2009, 11:17 pm
Very Nice.
agdaniele - November 1, 2009, 1:54 am
Take it easy, Bart.
Bartimaeus - November 1, 2009, 1:54 am
Well, I'm going to call it a night. 'Night all.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 1, 2009, 1:24 am
Having several stomachs does come in hand......Hey!....I'm not a f***ing Cow!
MrRandom - November 1, 2009, 1:21 am
Isn't that a normal thing with cows? That whole cud thingy?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 1, 2009, 1:08 am
Snickering ...no....But I did throw up in my mouth a little.
Bartimaeus - November 1, 2009, 1:05 am
Spell checker gave me "freelance" too! Now you're just screwing with my head! I swear to God; i think I can hear Moo+ snickering from here. No innuendo!
Bartimaeus - November 1, 2009, 1:03 am
By the way, that's another reason I like this poster. It makes my corner look good.
MrRandom - November 1, 2009, 1:03 am
I'm sure you do indeed enjoy free-lance Bart. I'm sure you do.
Bartimaeus - November 1, 2009, 1:01 am
I work freelance. No one gets a percentage of my ****.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 1, 2009, 1:00 am
You'll go with whoever pays....don't forget Aggy's cut!
Bartimaeus - November 1, 2009, 1:59 am
I'll go with the prior...
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 1, 2009, 1:58 am
that's just White Guilt Bart......That, Or you're a pillowbiter.
Bartimaeus - November 1, 2009, 1:57 am
That's true. Well played, Random. Well played...
MrRandom - November 1, 2009, 1:56 am
If he had said it, would you?
Bartimaeus - November 1, 2009, 1:55 am
You'll never let me live that Kanye thing down, will ya?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 1, 2009, 1:52 am
A true Jewish cowboy.....nothing g** aboot that...nope....nothing.
Bartimaeus - November 1, 2009, 1:50 am
No, I meant I had to make a conscious effort t not to make a racist joke. Also, it's hard for me to hold a guitar without playing Country.
Produceman117 - November 1, 2009, 1:47 am
I wouldn't do it to you, Bart, if that makes you feel better. And Moo, no bull****, I think you just changed my mind from getting a Sprite. But seriously, I'm gone. Now.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 1, 2009, 1:45 am
d***!!! You the **** Veggie.....I like your sense of humor. Will there be gra** soda?
Bartimaeus - November 1, 2009, 1:44 am
Must resist racist joke...Sorry, I'm southern. It's in the water.
Produceman117 - November 1, 2009, 1:42 am
and watermelon and fried chicken... haha
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 1, 2009, 1:42 am
What's a sprite? is there Gin in that?
MrRandom - November 1, 2009, 1:42 am
*He's a very
MrRandom - November 1, 2009, 1:41 am
Or Uncle Jim. He's very affectionate Uncle.
Produceman117 - November 1, 2009, 1:41 am
Okay, cool Moo. I'm not crashing yet though. I just need some Sprite in my life. I'll be back.
Bartimaeus - November 1, 2009, 1:41 am
Blood is important. We also need bones to make our bread and flavor the soup.
Bartimaeus - November 1, 2009, 1:40 am
Yes, he watches us when we sleep... like the Yoda ghost in Star Wars.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 1, 2009, 1:39 am
But welcome Veggie (imma call u veggie) We always need fresh blood.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 1, 2009, 1:39 am
We usually say goodnight when we crash.....It's like a cue for p***-Sean.
Produceman117 - November 1, 2009, 1:38 am
store, not story
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 1, 2009, 1:37 am
I figured it out when you wouldn't pay for dinner. And the tattoo on your arm.
Produceman117 - November 1, 2009, 1:37 am
I'm a**uming you guys come and go without an announcement, but, at least this once, I didn't want to be rude. Anyway I'll find you guys later on, but I'm about to run to the story. Sorry for interrupting the zoophilia. d*** that's gross...
Bartimaeus - November 1, 2009, 1:34 am
First you find out about the b********* and NOW you know I'm Jewish! Are you stalking me? Is this because of the cow prom? You looked horrible in that dress!
MrRandom - November 1, 2009, 1:33 am
Sean.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 1, 2009, 1:33 am
b*********......who knew?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 1, 2009, 1:32 am
f***!....The Jew is right.
Bartimaeus - November 1, 2009, 1:31 am
Yes, "impeccable" was intentional. That's right.
Bartimaeus - November 1, 2009, 1:31 am
Comment jump. My spelling is impecable! "b*********" The spell checker says I'm right.
Bartimaeus - November 1, 2009, 1:30 am
Yeah, Random, quit it. jk
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 1, 2009, 1:29 am
Yeah, What's up with your spelling Bart.....Were you the one child "left behind"?
Sean - November 1, 2009, 1:28 am
Random tangents. That's nothing if not Motifake fare.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 1, 2009, 1:28 am
I was just trying to get you to ask me to prom Bart.....I cried all night, Thanks for bringing it up.
Bartimaeus - November 1, 2009, 1:28 am
The sheep don't complain. Moo+ is another story.
Produceman117 - November 1, 2009, 1:28 am
Noted and agreed, Sean.
Sean - November 1, 2009, 1:27 am
BARTIMAEUS He put the "best" in "b*********."
Produceman117 - November 1, 2009, 1:27 am
Passing thought that you may find interesting. I'm eating a box of "Just Bunches" from Honey Bunches of Oats, and although I thought it would be the most amazing thing ever, they're not the same without the flakes. Bummer.
Sean - November 1, 2009, 1:26 am
I prefer racial inversity: we each agree to hate our own. With parents as annoying as mine, it comes naturally to me.
Bartimaeus - November 1, 2009, 1:26 am
What's that supposed to mean? On one thread, you twisted my words and made me a fan of b*********! (Yes, I do blame you, Moo+)
Sean - November 1, 2009, 1:25 am
Oooops. No I didn't. It's called MOVIN' OUT. Nevermind.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 1, 2009, 1:24 am
Yeah Eh? how aboot that?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 1, 2009, 1:24 am
@ Bart....on the Forum, You're just the number 1 abuser. straight up.
Produceman117 - November 1, 2009, 1:24 am
Racial diversity works for me.
Sean - November 1, 2009, 1:24 am
Oh what a coinkydink. I just finished a poster called MOVIN' ON. Wow, eh?
Bartimaeus - November 1, 2009, 1:23 am
I'm blasian. jk Rule 1
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 1, 2009, 1:23 am
Way.....even.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 1, 2009, 1:21 am
Blue or not we have an actual Black guy?.......we're movin on up!!!...............................................(Remember rule #1)...I'm just rude that qay....and not often sober.
Bartimaeus - November 1, 2009, 1:21 am
On the forum, I'm the #1 abuser of the edit b***on.
Sean - November 1, 2009, 1:20 am
Ha! Moooooooooooooooo said "Noob." What a n000000000000000000000b!
Produceman117 - November 1, 2009, 1:20 am
Sean, Random, Moo, Bart... I'm up to speed. You had me going for a sec though, Sean.
Bartimaeus - November 1, 2009, 1:20 am
I can spell! It's the typing skillz I lack.
Sean - November 1, 2009, 1:19 am
It's a cool pic. It says you do not suffer from chromatic, or any other form of pomposity. I like it.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 1, 2009, 1:19 am
Just don't accept his offer to sleep over at his house and drink his "Jesus Juice"........Also, LOL @ Random, Hooked on Phonics Bart.....Look it up.
Sean - November 1, 2009, 1:18 am
Speaking of "Hella" has anyone read Hella Nation? Cool book.
Produceman117 - November 1, 2009, 1:18 am
Yeah actually... see, I'm not all that good at finding/making original animated gifs, and this pic with the blue tint is the only one of myself that I've ever been willing to use as an icon.
MrRandom - November 1, 2009, 1:16 am
Sounds about rightfor when you start talking to Moooooooooooooooo.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 1, 2009, 1:16 am
New folks often flood the site with trite bull****. Sean is actually complimenting you for not being just another Noob with internet access....and to be honest, A compliment from Sean is like a golden ticket on this site.
Produceman117 - November 1, 2009, 1:15 am
Hella confused, but I'll figure it out.
Bartimaeus - November 1, 2009, 1:15 am
rarer* is what I meant. Like the steak.
Sean - November 1, 2009, 1:15 am
so it's win-win!
Sean - November 1, 2009, 1:14 am
Moooooooooooooooooooooooo's right unfortunately. Whenever I move into a new neighbourhood, I have to register with the local police detachment and introduce myself to all my neighbours as a Motifake Regular. Few seem to want to talk to me after that ...
MrRandom - November 1, 2009, 1:14 am
Also as rare as someone named Bart who could learn how to type without spelling errors.
Bartimaeus - November 1, 2009, 1:13 am
That's even rare than a cow that can type.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 1, 2009, 1:13 am
Everything is a joke!!!...are you really a blue black guy? That would be a really cool minority.
Sean - November 1, 2009, 1:12 am
Ok, that's helpful, but don't stop there.
Sean - November 1, 2009, 1:11 am
Always a**ume that what doesn't make immediate sense is sarcasm. In this case it is also a compliment. Those who have has to suffer the new guy deluge will understand what I'm saying. Little (more) help Moooooooooo-ster?
Bartimaeus - November 1, 2009, 1:11 am
They're basically saying you're not like jalford or CJA.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 1, 2009, 1:11 am
Sean has his own special type of "sense or humor" that's why he's on all those Registry's and watch lists.
Bartimaeus - November 1, 2009, 1:11 am
They're just too dense to see I was being sarcastic in pretending not to understand his sarcasm...That's it.
Produceman117 - November 1, 2009, 1:10 am
Sarcastic about what?
Produceman117 - November 1, 2009, 1:09 am
What the f*** is a counterfeit noob? Is this another joke, or what?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 1, 2009, 1:09 am
sean is being sarcastic (Rule #6, Sean is always sarcastic) Bart is just too dense to see it....JK Woody...I mean Bart....you're not dense
Produceman117 - November 1, 2009, 1:07 am
I've got 11 posters, Sean. What are you talking about?
Bartimaeus - November 1, 2009, 1:06 am
Low blow, man. Low blow.
Sean - November 1, 2009, 1:04 am
title, and a text that represents the very first thing that came to mind? Where, I ask you?
Sean - November 1, 2009, 1:04 am
I fear, gents, that our Produceman117 is but a counterfeit n00b. I mean, where are the 35 posters that he has unceremoniously peppered the site with (today alone)? You know what I mean. Mildly funny, already used pic after pic. Adorned by a lame ...
Bartimaeus - November 1, 2009, 1:03 am
You should the one with the Monkey Lady. What's that one called?
MrRandom - November 1, 2009, 1:00 am
Pretty much.
Produceman117 - November 1, 2009, 1:00 am
Okay so let me know how this works: Do you guys just meet up at someone's random poster and chat or what?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 1, 2009, 12:59 am
Neither...He was born that way and intends to stay that way.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 1, 2009, 12:59 am
And he wears a cowboy hat.
Produceman117 - November 1, 2009, 12:59 am
Wow, sweet. Post-op or pre-op?


AT LAST! - C'mon everyone! My Goat Tree is ripe!


TAGS: goat tree humor doris
Rating: 2.85/5

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rerun - December 27, 2009, 7:18 pm

could have been a goatse caption here as well...
FelixA9 - December 27, 2009, 12:07 pm
Like the original quote better. "d***, did you see the size of that spider?"


OLD ADAGES -




GREED -




This tree -


TAGS: ugly tree
Rating: 4.7/5

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Silverheart - April 26, 2013, 3:45 pm

It saw itself, and vomitted vine...
GaryO - April 26, 2013, 3:33 pm
Yup, 'tis a 5. Good'n Kric


DYSLEXICS -




REINCARNATION -


TAGS: reincarnation grave tree cemetery
Rating: 4.69/5

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GaryO - March 3, 2012, 5:40 pm
well played, ga5
gas - March 3, 2012, 12:20 pm
thx for the support xD
carebear - March 3, 2012, 12:16 pm
(carebear BANNED)
gas - March 3, 2012, 10:48 am
probably. on the spot I found it funny v_v
alexbatz - March 3, 2012, 6:36 am
No comment needed for such a great picture.


JUST MELLOW OUT MAN - The Sesame Street Dudes Abide...




LOGIC, CONTEXT AND SENSE - This picture knows not the meaning of those words


TAGS: wat truck tree
Rating: 3.31/5

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Mc Lovin - April 14, 2009, 9:49 am
ok, chuck norris, FAIL.


RYU - HADOUKEN!


TAGS: ryu street fighter
Rating: 2.35/5


TREES. - They keep eating my fences.


TAGS: trees engulf fence
Rating: 1.92/5

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BuZZbomb - August 5, 2009, 11:28 pm
Alex - I HOPE you are kidding about the 'tree here first' line. Scroll down and re-read ALL the comments. BTW, if you comment about seeing a p****, may I recommend typing g** TEST in the search box. You may learn more about yourself. Have fun.
Alex - August 5, 2009, 11:13 pm
The tree was there long before that fence. Also, it looks sorta like a p****.
LogicDude - January 29, 2009, 2:46 pm
Dammit Culos! I was all in a rush about to type that when I refershed my screen and saw your comment!!! Made me spit soda everywhere too!
Culos - January 29, 2009, 2:35 pm
And there he is again making a star appearance: Captain Bobvious!!!!!!
some guy - January 29, 2009, 1:46 pm
no no no.. trees after many years if they are against a fence will actually start growing around them, theres one doing that in my back yard right now
Scorpio7 - January 9, 2009, 1:27 pm
I'm truly amazed at how much work must have been involved, to install the fence like that, after the tree was fully grown.


COLLEGE OF NURSING DORMATORY - "O' Christmas tree, O' Christmas tree..."




WTF - This is where our kids colorful vocabulary comes from.




RECOGNITION -


TAGS: blossom tree island volcano rare
Rating: 5/5

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spacedog - October 5, 2012, 12:29 pm
Thanks guys.
mariand - October 5, 2012, 12:48 am
5 blossoms fried... and fav'd
gas - October 4, 2012, 8:55 pm
5 posthumous awards


SUBURBIA -


TAGS: suburbia trees home
Rating: 3.58/5

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Look you can see - April 25, 2009, 1:26 pm
the Slums of tomorrow


LAZINESS -


TAGS: ladder tree
Rating: 3.5/5

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rerun - December 2, 2009, 1:13 pm

xopster is just trying to show us how smart he is. He only looks at the pictures and then posts his comments. Only later does he bother to read them.
Anonymous2 - December 2, 2009, 12:53 pm
Xopster, the moderators realized that two posters (GreyScorpion and myself) each submitted different posters using the same pic. One's about the economy, one's about laziness.
TheTrashHeap - December 1, 2009, 6:38 pm
same pic. different caption. no biggie. 5Lions
TheTrashHeap - December 1, 2009, 6:13 pm
can anybody say time zones? created dec 1st.
Xopster - December 1, 2009, 6:12 pm
The Moderator doesnt realize this was posted yesterday!


THE SEAGULL - Google's Oldest Enemy


TAGS: seagull google street
Rating: 3.25/5

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bassistciaran - May 21, 2010, 3:43 pm
Yeah, thats not shopped, google has hundreds of sh**s like that on streetview
Derek - May 20, 2010, 8:10 pm
This is/was real. The street-view camera does blends like that all the time.
Zealot - May 20, 2010, 7:05 pm
lousy shop job and not funny


TREE ENTS - When the Army and the Marines fail you, call them in.




POPPING THE QUESTION -


TAGS: i m going to be killed in the street for this one
Rating: 5/5

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SunnyDay - December 21, 2010, 10:20 am
awesome 5L
pzykosiz - August 16, 2010, 1:11 am
tht would be an interesting proposition. i'd say it's a bit late for me to try that though
Bartimaeus - August 16, 2010, 1:07 am
lol, 5, What if someone proposed via motifake?
agdaniele - August 16, 2010, 1:04 am
LOL!!


WE ARE A FAMILY -


TAGS: branches tree directions roots
Rating: 4.65/5

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Sho - January 27, 2012, 12:24 pm
Where's Cubby lol
KoU - January 27, 2012, 9:29 am
Booohh :( im not there >_
ICEMAN - January 26, 2012, 11:14 pm
Give yourself a cookie.
LeightonESmith - January 26, 2012, 11:01 pm
Oh sweet, I made it into the motifake community alumni! :-) (automatic 5 stars)
Greeny - January 26, 2012, 8:57 pm
Is that a fruit or nut tree?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 26, 2012, 6:04 pm
Nice1 5 beavers
Rick69 - January 26, 2012, 5:36 pm
Wait, what? ... I am included in this! Wow, thanks... many thank5 :)
Iconoclast - January 26, 2012, 2:22 pm
I love posters that start with a great picture and demonstrate thought and effort. 5L & favorited
Sho - January 26, 2012, 11:28 am
Lol Axe follows me everywhere
mariand - January 26, 2012, 9:23 am
lol... Sho, you have an axe over head!!!...btw, 5 leafs
forseti - January 26, 2012, 8:33 am
very nice! 5 trees


BEST CHRISTMAS - That I Can't Remember


TAGS: jesus tree x mas beer hangover drunk
Rating: 3.5/5

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randomosity - December 4, 2009, 7:38 pm
thank you sir
BoneCD - December 4, 2009, 7:18 pm
Geez by the end of the Holidays, we could have 1 in every room around here...5 Xmas trees for you


CHRISTMAS - Even if it is the season to be jolly, you're still a failure who can't even get a good tree.


TAGS: christmas tree day
Rating: 3.14/5

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Claire - January 26, 2010, 9:09 pm
Thanks, Spacedog.
rerun - January 26, 2010, 8:56 pm

me too
spacedog - January 26, 2010, 8:54 pm
Actually I think this one is excellent Claire.
Ed-Hyde - December 1, 2009, 9:11 am
I got a rock...
Briton of Rose - December 1, 2009, 7:46 am
Merry Christmas, Charlie Brown!


Today's Sesame Street is brought to you by the letters -


TAGS: you white me in you black me out scary bert sesame street poster evolution
Rating: 5/5

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Sho - December 22, 2014, 1:26 pm
love the style


CHRISTMAS IN GERMANY - Baumfarm


TAGS: der tree farm
Rating: 4.83/5

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maoworks2 - June 26, 2013, 2:04 pm
Good Stuff .


Street Racing -


TAGS: street racing mustang charger bullit
Rating: 4.71/5

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BobbEdwards - September 22, 2013, 12:45 am
And he didn't need a Winchester Pump either.
CloudchaserS - September 21, 2013, 12:33 am
He was Steve McQueen. He could have been on a Cushman scooter and still would have run that Charger off the road.
curlyrocks - September 20, 2013, 5:12 pm
I always found it funny that Bullet in his tiny Mustang was able to run a huge Charger off the road.
MissPriss - September 20, 2013, 2:16 pm
Dear God! My 5L most favorite cars! If you haven't already drop this one over at motofake too.


MOTHER NATURE SAYS - make Love, Not War.




SIMPLICITY - Adult complexity evaluates the entire landscape. Childlike simplicity asks, "How high does this tree go."




TIME - It's taking your life away... and your stuff too.


TAGS: time motorcycle tree forest nature
Rating: 4.36/5

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Weatherlawyer - January 11, 2012, 8:39 pm
I always wanted a CB 250 but I think I'd have put mine there not just left it there.
Weatherlawyer - January 11, 2012, 8:39 pm
I always wanted a CB 250 but I think I'd have put mine there not just left it there.


STREET VIEW - Yes, you are on Google Street View!


TAGS: google street view
Rating: 3.75/5

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yeodawg@hotmail.com - November 14, 2009, 12:04 pm
Of course this is ina foreign country, if it was america they'd either be men or cops or be 300lbs and toothless.


LAYOFFS AT SESAME STREET - The union is not happy.


TAGS: sesame street kids bert ernie cookie
Rating: 3.42/5

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CoolioIndeed - March 17, 2010, 11:22 pm
Ernie looks particularly pissed.


SAVE A TREE - Wipe your butt with an owl.




TWO TREES - She beat them


TAGS: two trees retard
Rating: 2.61/5

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JAY - August 13, 2008, 8:19 pm
HAHAHAHAHAHA LMAO !!!!
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - July 4, 2008, 7:37 am
Witless!


TREES - How'd you think they reproduced?


TAGS: trees
Rating: 2.39/5

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Vince - December 10, 2008, 12:04 am
LOLOLOLOLOL
Maj - October 29, 2008, 6:14 pm
That CAN'T be real... it's too perfect!


CHANGE - Not always a good thing


TAGS: obama wall street stock market economy change
Rating: 2.24/5

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Dylan - July 26, 2009, 12:02 am
LOL he forgot the top of the graph. Also notice how it's BEFORE he got sworn in.
firefly - June 11, 2009, 2:58 pm
Are anti-obama idiots that stupid????????
know_it_all - June 11, 2009, 1:48 pm
the stock market
Paranoia - June 6, 2009, 11:38 pm
What is that graph supposed to represent?


REDNECK - YOU MIGHT BE A REDNECK IF: YOU HAVE AN OLD CAR WITH A TREE GROWING OUT OF IT IN YOUR YARD!




BAD DAY -


TAGS: man tree ***e
Rating: 4.69/5

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BeNiceToMe - February 8, 2012, 9:12 pm
except the g55d stuff :)


SEEN BETTER DAYS -




REALITY - Is Overrated




O CHRISTMAS TREE, O CHRISTMAS TREE - I'd have a beer or maybe three


TAGS: tree
Rating: 3.07/5

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SOMEBODY GET AN AXE!! - That "TREE" has swallowed a "CHILD"!!




COOLEST TREE FORT EVER - 'Nuff Said


TAGS: tree fort
Rating: 2.8/5

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Derek - August 22, 2009, 12:08 am
Pretty amazing all right.


EDMOND HONDA - Greatest sumo wrestler in the world




ANOTHER GAME OF... - Spot the newbie ninja




HOW TO EAT A FROG -


TAGS: leap frog dirty thoughts treefrog
Rating: 5/5

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GaryO - August 6, 2013, 9:10 am
OH, Gawd! LMFAO….dizzy now. This hit me just right. 5L


THE GANGS ALL HERE -


TAGS: holiday fruits nuts tree
Rating: 4.83/5

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axe11154 - October 4, 2012, 9:26 am
not Christmas yet, still great poster. 5 l
voodoo3535 - December 23, 2011, 7:28 pm
Nicely done Greeny. Thought my nut fell off the tree.
Reality Lord - December 19, 2011, 2:44 pm

wow...this took alot of work. real REAL nice. merry christmas greeny


REALITY STREET - is brought to you by the letters "F" and "U", and the number "69"


TAGS: sesame street parody
Rating: 4.67/5

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maoworks2 - March 30, 2013, 2:00 pm
Hay The Point Boys.


LIFE IS LIKE A CHRISTMAS TREE -




ONE OF THESE THINGS IS NOT LIKE THE OTHERS -




MOTIFAMILY TREE -




POLICE - They're not ALL pepper-spray brandishing d-bags I hope you're taking notes Occupy Wallstreet Cops




I MIGHT HAVE WAITED TOO LONG -




INSIDER TRADING - Making money the old-fashioned way, With good old American know-who.




HOUSE JUMPING - OK, your turn.


TAGS: house crane crash wheels street
Rating: 4.22/5

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KoU - January 30, 2012, 4:20 pm
Jesus.... Transformer! xD
itsamario - January 29, 2012, 5:35 pm
lol epic fail


SANTA CLAUS - Prefers this to milk and cookies


TAGS: kegs beer christmas tree
Rating: 4.17/5

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GreyScorpion - May 1, 2010, 9:22 pm
much better, don't you think? 4L


I KNEW IT - I knew it was a matter of choice




FLYING - You're doing it wrong!


TAGS: tree plane
Rating: 2.04/5

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Treehodger - January 21, 2010, 7:14 pm
I was about to ask if they simply put the plane in there as a joke, then I noticed the wing and how it is destroyed. Lol.


EFFORT -




DISCLAIMER - WHO SAYS MONEY DON'T GROW ON TREES




Cheetahs -




Tree Goblins -




Elephants -




WE'LL SHOW THOSE ONE PERCENTERS -


TAGS: occupy bourbon street
Rating: 4.95/5

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maoworks2 - October 28, 2011, 10:37 am
I'll Drink too that


GOT MINE DEEP -


TAGS: drinking problem tree roots life
Rating: 4.93/5

More motifakes by Greeny

GaryO - January 7, 2013, 7:51 pm
Problem? Greeny, be serious, fruit in beer...that's a problem
maoworks2 - January 7, 2013, 2:53 pm
So True Greeny 5L Cheers.
MissPriss - January 7, 2013, 11:15 am
Mr. Greeny...5L!


DISTINGUISHED -


TAGS: ugly tree friend
Rating: 4.87/5

More motifakes by Verdeckt

Cyberhagen - June 14, 2011, 3:29 pm
d*** that's ugly... and cool. I thought my backyard ash tree looked good for Halloween, but this one wins.
Verdeckt - June 11, 2011, 10:37 pm
And it's not 'shopped - it's in Suffolk, UK
Derek - June 11, 2011, 9:58 pm
This is the "elephant man" of trees.


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